USAMAH
Twelfth century
THEIR LACK OF SENSE
MYSTERIOUS are the works of the Creator, the author
of all things! When one comes to recount cases regarding
the Franks, he cannot but glorify Allah (exalted is
he!) and sanctify him, for he sees them as animals
possessing the virtues of courage and fighting, but
nothing else; just as animals have only the virtues
of strength and carrying loads. I shall now give some
instances of their doings and their curious mentality.
In the army of King Fulk, son of Fulk, was a Frankish
reverend knight who had just arrived from their land
in order to make the holy pilgrimage and then return
home. He was of my intimate fellowship and kept such
constant company with me that he began to call me "my
brother." Between us were mutual bonds of amity
and friendship. When he resolved to return by sea to
his homeland, he said to me:
"My brother, I am leaving for my country and I
want you to send with me your son"--my son, who
was then fourteen years old, was at that time in my
company--"to our country, where he can see the
knights and learn wisdom and chivalry. When he returns,
he will be like a wise man."
Thus there fell upon my ears words which would never
come out of the head of a sensible man; for even if
my son were to be taken captive, his captivity could
not bring him a worse
misfortune than carrying him into the lands of the
Franks. However, I said to the man:
"By your life, this has exactly been my idea. But
the only thing that prevented me from carrying it out
was the fact that his grandmother, my mother, is so
fond of him and did not this time let him come out
with me until she exacted an oath from me to the effect
that I would return him to her."
Thereupon he asked, "Is your mother still alive?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Well," said he, "disobey her not."
THEIR CURIOUS MEDICATION
A case illustrating their curious medicine is the following:
The lord of al-Munaytirah wrote to my uncle asking him
to dispatch a physician to treat certain sick persons
among his people. My uncle sent him a Christian physician
named Thabit. Thabit was absent but ten days when he
returned. So we said to him, "How quickly hast
you healed your patients!" He said:
"They brought before me a knight in whose leg an
abscess had grown; and a woman afflicted with imbecility.
To the knight I applied a small poultice until the
abscess opened and became well; and the woman I put
on diet and made her humour wet. Then a Frankish physician
came to them and said, 'This man knows nothing about
treating them.' He then said to the knight 'Which wouldst
you prefer, living with one leg or dying with two?'
The latter replied, 'Living with one leg.' The physician
said, 'Bring me a strong knight and a sharp axe.' A
knight came with the axe. And I was standing by. Then
the physician laid the leg of the patient on a block
of wood and bade the knight strike his leg with
the axe and chop it off at one blow. Accordingly he
struck it--while I was looking on--one blow, but the
leg was not severed. He dealt another blow, upon which
the marrow of the leg flowed out and the patient died
on the spot. He then examined the woman and said, 'This
is a woman in whose head there is a devil which has
possessed her. Shave off her hair.' Accordingly they
shaved it off and the woman began once more to eat
their ordinary diet--garlic and mustard. Her imbecility
took a turn for the worse. The physician then said,
'The devil has penetrated through her head.' He therefore
took a razor, made a deep cruciform incision on it,
peeled off the skin at the middle of the incision until
the bone of the skull was exposed and rubbed it with
salt. The woman also expired instantly. Thereupon I
asked them whether my services were needed any longer,
and when they replied in the negative I returned home,
having learned of their medicine what I knew not before."
I have, however, witnessed a case of their medicine
which was quite different from that.
The king of the Franks had for treasurer a knight named
Bernard . . . who (may Allah's curse be upon him!)
was one of the most accursed and wicked among the Franks.
A horse kicked him in the leg, which was subsequently
infected and which opened in fourteen different places.
Every time one of these cuts would close in one place,
another would open in another place. All this happened
while I was praying for his perdition. Then came to
him a Frankish physician and removed from the leg all
the ointments which were on it and began to wash it
with very strong vinegar. By this treatment all the
cuts were healed and the man became well again. He
was up again like a devil....
NEWLY ARRIVED FRANKS ARE ESPECIALLY ROUGH: ONE INSISTS
THAT USAMAH SHOULD PRAY EASTWARD
Everyone who is a fresh emigrant from the Frankish lands is ruder in character than those who have become acclimatized and have held long association with the Moslems. Here is an illustration of their rude character.
Whenever I visited Jerusalem I always entered the Aqsa Mosque, beside which stood a small mosque which the Franks had converted into a church. When I used to enter the Aqsa Mosque, which was occupied by the Templars . . . who were my friends, the Templars would evacuate the little adjoining mosque so that I might pray in it. One day, I entered this mosque, repeated the first formula, "Allah is great," and stood up in the act of praying, upon which one of the Franks rushed on me, got hold of me and turned my face eastward saying, "This is the way you should pray!" A group of Templars hastened to him, seized him, and repelled him from me. I resumed my prayer. The same man, while the others were otherwise busy, rushed once more on me and turned my face eastward, saying, "This is the way you should pray!" The Templars again came in to him and expelled him. They apologized to me, saying, "This is a stranger who has only recently arrived from the land of the Franks and he has never before seen anyone praying except eastward." Thereupon I said to myself, "I have had enough prayer." So I went out and have ever been surprised at the conduct of this devil of a man, at the change in the colour of his face, his trembling and his sentiment at the sight of one praying towards the qiblah.
ANOTHER WANTS TO SHOW TO A MOSLEM GOD AS A CHILD
I saw one of the Franks come to al-Amir Mu'in-al-Din (may Allah's mercy rest upon his soul!) when he was in the Dome of the Rock, and say to him, "Do you want to see God as a child?" Mu'in-al-Din said, "Yes." The Frank walked ahead of us until he showed us the picture of Mary with Christ (may peace be upon him!) as an infant in her lap. He then said, "This is God as a child." But Allah is exalted far above what the infidels say about him!
FRANKS LACK JEALOUSY IN SEX AFFAIRS
The Franks are void of all zeal and jealousy. One of
them may be walking along with his wife. He meets another
man who takes the wife by the hand and steps aside
to converse with her while the husband is standing
on one side waiting for his wife to conclude the conversation.
If she lingers too long for him, he leaves her alone
with the conversant and goes away.
Here is an illustration which I myself witnessed:
When I used to visit Nablus, I always took lodging with
a man named Mu'izz, whose home was a lodginghouse for
the Moslems. The house had windows which opened to
the road, and there stood opposite to it on the other
side of the road a house belonging to a Frank who sold
wine for the merchants. He would take some wine in
a bottle and go around announcing it by shouting, "So
and so, the merchant, has just opened a cask full of
this wine. He who wants to buy some of it will find
it in such and such a place." The Frank's pay
for the announcement made would be the wine in that
bottle. One day this Frank went home and found a man
with his wife in the same bed. He asked him, "What
could have made you enter into my wife's room?"
The
man replied, "I was tired, so I went in to rest."
"But how," asked he, "did you get
into my bed?" The other replied, well, I found
a bed that was spread, so I slept in it." "But,"
said he, "my wife was sleeping together with you!"
The other replied, "Well, the bed is hers. How
could I therefore have prevented her from using her
own bed?" "By the truth of my religion,"
said the husband, "if you should do it again,
you and I would have a quarrel." Such was for
the Frank the entire expression of his disapproval
and the limit of his jealousy. . . .
From Memoirs of Usamah, trans. P. K. Hitti (New York: Columbia University Press, 1929).